“YOU ARE READY TO BE KING, DO NOT WORRY ABOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES, YOU MUST BE A MAN AND RUSH INTO THIS DANGEROUS SITUATION FOOLISHLY” “YOU ARE NOT YET KING, YOU MUST THINK ABOUT THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR FAILURE, YOU MUST STAY AT HOME AND AVOID SAVING ANYONE HEROICALLY”
I need a hug.
I know that feel, dawg. *Hug*
YOU KNOW WHY. BECAUSE HE IS A RIDICULOUSLY INCONSISTENT GIMPBRAIN WHO HAS A WAVERING TOLERANCE FOR SORCERY!!!
What are these feelings I feel.
Lulz. Welcome, thank you, and enjoy your stay. 8D
All the feelings are mutual and beautiful! And I will enjoy every minute. EVERY SECOND.
First of all, MERRY GRISTMAS EVERYBODY!!!
And also CHRISTMAS!!!
It is the time of Christmas trees and pie. The Christmas. It is me.
Second, MY BABIES I MISS YOU. I have been working my tail off since my work found out that I am off of school. And by found out, I mean I told them. Yes. So sadly, I will continue to miss you a) At work and b) In Montreal, where I am vacationing for the New Years in stark contrast to my tumblr New Years LAST year!!! This is very exciting - I have never been to Montreal and have not traveled outside the province in FOREVER. Also, I never do anything for New Years (except on occasion when my friendlings get together and we dance in people’s living rooms like awesome kids, but anyways). YES. So. I will have le pictures. And you will LIKE THEM. Also, I have shit lined up to reblog. I do this. There will be Homestuck. I will make comments. It will be stupid.
Third, my drawings! Also, that fic! So the drawings, there are more! Not that many more. Don’t get too excited. I haven’t had a lot of time to work on them sadly. But the important thing is that the scanning of pictures has been delayed thanks to my school being closed until the third! So I’ll have no access to a scanner until school is back. :(
On a similar trend, I am so effing busy and my writing is crap and I haven’t written a fic in six years BUT I will continue to do this crack. I WILL FINISH IT. I will build this ship with my BEAR HANDS. And it will FLOAT. And it will carry FOLLOWERS and SHIPPERS. And they will SHIP THE WHIP. SHIP IT I SAY!! Mwa ha ha HA HA haaa~! So yeah, that’s coming along…
E-mails! No, wait… Uhh… BABIES. I wanted to say to you all HOLY SHIT WHAT:
THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT. THE GREATEST GIFT OF ALL IS HAVING YOU FOR A
DAUGHTER FOLLOWER. No, wait, daughter. Yes. All of you are my children now.
CHILDREN. I AM PROUD.
Thank you so much, I do not deserve.
Finally, thank you to all of you for being so awesome! I thank my friends and my family and my followers for filling my quadrants this season! Now lets fill some buckets!
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL~!!!
(and to all a good night~!)
tldr; I’m sorry I’ve been away, I will be away more, arts and fics are coming, new followers holy shit, happy Hanukkah, goodnight! ♥
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE NOW, MISS PIE!!
Or rather, part of it.
If you were getting Homestuck earrings, what would you want to be of?